Thursday, September 6, 2007
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whomever posted the "maik'ya cumfas" comment has to jump on board melisted and start writing for us. get in touch with me, babygrl.
Thursday, August 23, 2007
womynz lookin 4 MAN
these are some of the assorted responses to our LEZ CUPPLE ad.
these lusting lotharios are some of the most poetic souls in the www.orld.
please, regale in their lyrical genius:
1. I am a straight mwm from chicago who is coming to LV on saturday and I am iso of fun.
I have been with bi women and lesbians before and I loved them and more important they loved me.
Why?
Because I respected them, made love to them with all the passion I could muster. I am very well endowed and have a beautiful cock that won't quit...I have lips that love to kiss and a tongue that can eat pussy better than any man alive...Danni said I even eat pussy better than a lesbian.
I find dykes very sexy...more sexy than fems. So both of u will get all of ur holes filled. Repeatedly.
I am not shy and know how to keep the 'music' playing and will exhaust u both.
If u r interested in a mature, very sexy, very experienced disease free, 420 friendly man write me back.
Danni said so, man. Danni... Dannielynn Hope Smith Birkhead? SHEE-IT! now those are some credentialz.
420... what is this 420... the number of ways one can pleasure a womyn? a woman? a wimmyn? oh the ambiguity is too much for my gentle loins.
next contendah:
2.
these lusting lotharios are some of the most poetic souls in the www.orld.
please, regale in their lyrical genius:
1. I am a straight mwm from chicago who is coming to LV on saturday and I am iso of fun.
I have been with bi women and lesbians before and I loved them and more important they loved me.
Why?
Because I respected them, made love to them with all the passion I could muster. I am very well endowed and have a beautiful cock that won't quit...I have lips that love to kiss and a tongue that can eat pussy better than any man alive...Danni said I even eat pussy better than a lesbian.
I find dykes very sexy...more sexy than fems. So both of u will get all of ur holes filled. Repeatedly.
I am not shy and know how to keep the 'music' playing and will exhaust u both.
If u r interested in a mature, very sexy, very experienced disease free, 420 friendly man write me back.
Danni said so, man. Danni... Dannielynn Hope Smith Birkhead? SHEE-IT! now those are some credentialz.
420... what is this 420... the number of ways one can pleasure a womyn? a woman? a wimmyn? oh the ambiguity is too much for my gentle loins.
next contendah:
2.
hi
im 29/m/vegas
im 5'8'' 150 bg eyes...sh brown hair
interested?
big eyes? silent brown hair? interested? um shyaa
3. wm, 32, 6-4, 225, fit
brown/blue
attractive
i'm in town wed and thursday....if you're interested, i'll have a room in a nice strip hotel...
here's a little fantasy i'd like to act out, and i'm sure if we thru in a second girl we could find plenty more to do...
We meet at my hotel, and you strip down to your panties.I figure we should just
get started, so I come to the bed, pin your arms down and start kissing and licking
from your neck down to each of those perfect breasts. Get your nipples all nice and hard and slippery.
I take my cock and rub it around each nipple, then give you a quick titty fuck.
I try to stick my cock in your mouth, but you give me a sweet sexy smile and
keep your mouth closed. I rub it all over your lips, giving them a gloss of
pre-cum which you lick off by doing a slow circle around your lips with your
tongue. I take my opportunity to pop it in, and you give it just a quick 1
second suck and then shake your head no.
I go back to your titties, kissing and making a trail with my tongue while you
roll my nipples between your thumb and forefinger. Slowly I head down to your
panties. I kiss all around the top of them, just down from your belly. You
moan and writhe and make the hottest fucking noises. Now you want to
suck my cock, but I won't let you even touch it.
I part your legs, and move you around so my face is in position to eat you out.
I look up at you, and your mouth is open, breathing heavy because you're so
fucking hot, you just want something in your pussy. Tongue, cock, finger,
anything. You could probably cum just by squeezing your legs together, but I
won't let you. You teased me by not sucking me, so now it's payback time. I
stick my tongue out, ready to give your wet panties a nice, slow sweet lick
right up your pussy. I get real close, but instead I stop and blow all around
it. I blow nice slow circles, but always pause on your clit. You push my head
toward your pussy, but I go just above, and spend some more time kissing your
belly.
You make the cutest hot-chick nee ds to be fucked noises, and I grab the top of
your panties with my teeth. I pull them down just a bit and can feel
the warmth and wetness from your pussy. Panties come off, and I bring my
cock right up to your swollen clit. I massage it with the tip of my dick, just
like I did your nipples. When I pull away there's a trail of our juices running
from my cock to your pussy. I put my dick just up on your pussy,right ready to
push it in. You beg for it, and I slowly enter you, but just the tip. Fucking
is for later. You need to be eaten out until you've cum and my face is soaking
wet.
You bend your legs at the knees and keep them parted. I start kissing your
inner thighs, working ever closer to your pussy. When I get there, it's sweet,
slick and messy. Yum. There's juices flowing all over, dripping down
into your ass crack. I move to the outside of your lips, licking up and down,
both sides.
Every now and then I give your clit a flick of my tongue. I keep rubbing the
area just above your clit with one hand, then slip a finger from my other deep
in your pussy, all while licking up and down. I start finger fucking you while
sucking directly on your clit. It's all enlarged and hyper
sensitive, and your juices keep flowing.
I pull my finger out and start tongue-fucking you, getting a mouthful of your
wetness. All bets are off now. My cock is leaking everywhere and you
are about to cum. I keep switching- tongue in your pussy, while fingering your
clit, then nibbling your clit with lips while fingering your pussy.
The hand that's not
working on your pussy is pinching your nipple. All the while you are moaning,
thrusting your pussy into my face and playing with the nipple I'm not using.
Finally you come, jerking back and forth, over and over. You try to
push my face away, but I keep flicking my tongue all over.
I give you a few minutes to recover, then flip you over on your stomach. I
start kissing the back of your knees, working my way up. Meanwhile I reach up
underneath, over your belly and grab both tits. I pinch your nipples,
then roll them between my fingers, then cup each breast. You try to
pinch your legs
together, but when I get up to your sweet tight round ass, you
open up a little. Just enough for me to press my face down and get another
taste of your pussy.
I pull you up and toward me, so you're on all fours with legs spread. I lick
and probe your pussy again, but from behind this time. After a few minutes, I
slide up next to you on the bed, and pull your leg over my face so we can 69.
You grind your pussy into my face, and I lick all around your ass, the outside
of your lips and your clit. You're dragging your hard nipples over my stomach
while holding my cock with one hand and sucking me. Your moaning noises and
wet, sloppy sucking get to be too much. I give you a warning that I'm about to
cum. You take me out of your mouth and rub the very tip of my cock with your
finger. I cum so fucking hard. Wave after wave of cum. Your finger is on the
tip when I start, and it spurts all over your cheeks and neck. You slide up a
bit and jack me off to take the rest of it all over your tits,
massaging it into your chest.
Things are just beginning. It's gonna be a long night of hard, messy fucking
and sucking. We clean up a bit, but it's gonna take at least 3 or 4 more times
before my cock is done for the night. I haven't had strange for a while,
especially not a total hottie like you. Now that your pussy has been
warmed up, you're still in for a few long, hard fuck sessions. I'm
gonna have to take you
from behind, and your gonna have to get on top and ride me. You're gonna end up
bent over the desk, and pressed up against the wall. I'm sure we'll end up in
the shower at one point, and then there'll be another session or two before and
after breakfast...
... ..... ....... pardon?
more to CUM
big eyes? silent brown hair? interested? um shyaa
3. wm, 32, 6-4, 225, fit
brown/blue
attractive
i'm in town wed and thursday....if you're interested, i'll have a room in a nice strip hotel...
here's a little fantasy i'd like to act out, and i'm sure if we thru in a second girl we could find plenty more to do...
We meet at my hotel, and you strip down to your panties.I figure we should just
get started, so I come to the bed, pin your arms down and start kissing and licking
from your neck down to each of those perfect breasts. Get your nipples all nice and hard and slippery.
I take my cock and rub it around each nipple, then give you a quick titty fuck.
I try to stick my cock in your mouth, but you give me a sweet sexy smile and
keep your mouth closed. I rub it all over your lips, giving them a gloss of
pre-cum which you lick off by doing a slow circle around your lips with your
tongue. I take my opportunity to pop it in, and you give it just a quick 1
second suck and then shake your head no.
I go back to your titties, kissing and making a trail with my tongue while you
roll my nipples between your thumb and forefinger. Slowly I head down to your
panties. I kiss all around the top of them, just down from your belly. You
moan and writhe and make the hottest fucking noises. Now you want to
suck my cock, but I won't let you even touch it.
I part your legs, and move you around so my face is in position to eat you out.
I look up at you, and your mouth is open, breathing heavy because you're so
fucking hot, you just want something in your pussy. Tongue, cock, finger,
anything. You could probably cum just by squeezing your legs together, but I
won't let you. You teased me by not sucking me, so now it's payback time. I
stick my tongue out, ready to give your wet panties a nice, slow sweet lick
right up your pussy. I get real close, but instead I stop and blow all around
it. I blow nice slow circles, but always pause on your clit. You push my head
toward your pussy, but I go just above, and spend some more time kissing your
belly.
You make the cutest hot-chick nee ds to be fucked noises, and I grab the top of
your panties with my teeth. I pull them down just a bit and can feel
the warmth and wetness from your pussy. Panties come off, and I bring my
cock right up to your swollen clit. I massage it with the tip of my dick, just
like I did your nipples. When I pull away there's a trail of our juices running
from my cock to your pussy. I put my dick just up on your pussy,right ready to
push it in. You beg for it, and I slowly enter you, but just the tip. Fucking
is for later. You need to be eaten out until you've cum and my face is soaking
wet.
You bend your legs at the knees and keep them parted. I start kissing your
inner thighs, working ever closer to your pussy. When I get there, it's sweet,
slick and messy. Yum. There's juices flowing all over, dripping down
into your ass crack. I move to the outside of your lips, licking up and down,
both sides.
Every now and then I give your clit a flick of my tongue. I keep rubbing the
area just above your clit with one hand, then slip a finger from my other deep
in your pussy, all while licking up and down. I start finger fucking you while
sucking directly on your clit. It's all enlarged and hyper
sensitive, and your juices keep flowing.
I pull my finger out and start tongue-fucking you, getting a mouthful of your
wetness. All bets are off now. My cock is leaking everywhere and you
are about to cum. I keep switching- tongue in your pussy, while fingering your
clit, then nibbling your clit with lips while fingering your pussy.
The hand that's not
working on your pussy is pinching your nipple. All the while you are moaning,
thrusting your pussy into my face and playing with the nipple I'm not using.
Finally you come, jerking back and forth, over and over. You try to
push my face away, but I keep flicking my tongue all over.
I give you a few minutes to recover, then flip you over on your stomach. I
start kissing the back of your knees, working my way up. Meanwhile I reach up
underneath, over your belly and grab both tits. I pinch your nipples,
then roll them between my fingers, then cup each breast. You try to
pinch your legs
together, but when I get up to your sweet tight round ass, you
open up a little. Just enough for me to press my face down and get another
taste of your pussy.
I pull you up and toward me, so you're on all fours with legs spread. I lick
and probe your pussy again, but from behind this time. After a few minutes, I
slide up next to you on the bed, and pull your leg over my face so we can 69.
You grind your pussy into my face, and I lick all around your ass, the outside
of your lips and your clit. You're dragging your hard nipples over my stomach
while holding my cock with one hand and sucking me. Your moaning noises and
wet, sloppy sucking get to be too much. I give you a warning that I'm about to
cum. You take me out of your mouth and rub the very tip of my cock with your
finger. I cum so fucking hard. Wave after wave of cum. Your finger is on the
tip when I start, and it spurts all over your cheeks and neck. You slide up a
bit and jack me off to take the rest of it all over your tits,
massaging it into your chest.
Things are just beginning. It's gonna be a long night of hard, messy fucking
and sucking. We clean up a bit, but it's gonna take at least 3 or 4 more times
before my cock is done for the night. I haven't had strange for a while,
especially not a total hottie like you. Now that your pussy has been
warmed up, you're still in for a few long, hard fuck sessions. I'm
gonna have to take you
from behind, and your gonna have to get on top and ride me. You're gonna end up
bent over the desk, and pressed up against the wall. I'm sure we'll end up in
the shower at one point, and then there'll be another session or two before and
after breakfast...
... ..... ....... pardon?
more to CUM
THIS IS THE ORIGINALE POST:
Reply to: pers-387816848@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-02, 12:51PM PDT
hey boyz. we r 2 hawt, tall, voluptuos, ladiez hoo r lookin fr a nice CoCk to add sum spice to da bedroom. LMAO.
DA HOTT BRUNET ONE is 5'10", brown eyes, fit, n unsasheble.
DA BLOND BOMSHELL is 5'8", green eyes, sexy, n luvs 2 take it NEWHERE... ROTFL.
we r lookin fr a man hoo can give n receive fr HOURZ. we luv 2 play n r in2 SEXY SLEEPOVERZ.
we r into lether, probes, floging... pritty much NETHING.
if dis soundz lyke yr fantacy, send us a message. PIX PLEEZ.
responses ensue
LEZ CUPPLE LOOKIN 4 A GOOD TYME - ww4m (we strip)
Reply to: pers-387816848@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-02, 12:51PM PDT
hey boyz. we r 2 hawt, tall, voluptuos, ladiez hoo r lookin fr a nice CoCk to add sum spice to da bedroom. LMAO.
DA HOTT BRUNET ONE is 5'10", brown eyes, fit, n unsasheble.
DA BLOND BOMSHELL is 5'8", green eyes, sexy, n luvs 2 take it NEWHERE... ROTFL.
we r lookin fr a man hoo can give n receive fr HOURZ. we luv 2 play n r in2 SEXY SLEEPOVERZ.
we r into lether, probes, floging... pritty much NETHING.
if dis soundz lyke yr fantacy, send us a message. PIX PLEEZ.
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responses ensue
Friday, August 3, 2007
and the winners are:
so for my inaugural w4m post, I received an overwhelming number of responses-- about 50 before my ad was flagged and taken down (probably because I posted it in w4m dating instead of casual encounters). I still received responses after the ad was removed, and I even woke up to one from a "well-proportioned, 37 year old male" this morning.
at any rate, here are my favorites from yesterday's experiment:
"You are, obviously, a Fag or a BBW (i.e. a euphamism for a Fat Cow)!!!!"
(close... keep guessing.)
"Hey there, you kind of posted in the wrong section but I figured that i write you back anyway(my theory is that you will get flagged and my reply might be the only one you see). About me: I am tall fit,muscular mixed ethnicity and bored with this area. I am looking to spend "quality" time with a lovely lady such as yourself. I do have an XXXpic as well as face pics that I can send if you reply back. GOOD LUCK"
(I only really liked this one because he thought his response would be the only one I saw... uh huh.)
"For some reason I wasn't able to reply directly to your post so I had to use my email address. Hi there I am male 32 years old 6 feet tall, chocolate skin color , in Washington Dc and I live in Arlington. I have been told that I look Like Tiger Wood. I red your profile and I like what you wrote. I am interested in getting to know you more if you don't mind. So please write me back and we can take it from there."
(I've always gone for Tiger Wood look-alikes.)
"hey good morning. Looks like we both want the same thing. I am single by choice and I live in silver spring. I am 24 and work harder then a Jamican :-) I hope you Have a wonderful day."
(he seems to really get me. I love them hard-working, especially if his work ethic exceeds that of Jamaicans.)
(this is my favorite of the bunch... look out for more from our saucy friend.)
at any rate, here are my favorites from yesterday's experiment:
"You are, obviously, a Fag or a BBW (i.e. a euphamism for a Fat Cow)!!!!"
(close... keep guessing.)
"Hey there, you kind of posted in the wrong section but I figured that i write you back anyway(my theory is that you will get flagged and my reply might be the only one you see). About me: I am tall fit,muscular mixed ethnicity and bored with this area. I am looking to spend "quality" time with a lovely lady such as yourself. I do have an XXXpic as well as face pics that I can send if you reply back. GOOD LUCK"
(I only really liked this one because he thought his response would be the only one I saw... uh huh.)
"For some reason I wasn't able to reply directly to your post so I had to use my email address. Hi there I am male 32 years old 6 feet tall, chocolate skin color , in Washington Dc and I live in Arlington. I have been told that I look Like Tiger Wood. I red your profile and I like what you wrote. I am interested in getting to know you more if you don't mind. So please write me back and we can take it from there."
(I've always gone for Tiger Wood look-alikes.)
"hey good morning. Looks like we both want the same thing. I am single by choice and I live in silver spring. I am 24 and work harder then a Jamican :-) I hope you Have a wonderful day."
(he seems to really get me. I love them hard-working, especially if his work ethic exceeds that of Jamaicans.)
"Hey there,
Did you know that Donald Duck cartoons were banned in Finland for over 20 years because he didn't wear any pants...
M/29/6'4...1/2 Brazilian/Persian (hence the tan)...Former college tennis player and DJ turned international human rights lawyer (don't hold the lawyer thing against me)...Also, still wear basketball shorts under my suits so that my 'friend' has ample room to swing...(good news for you, haha)
Would love to hear your story (and some more pics would be nice too).
You sound like a ball of fun...Can host or travel to you...Hit me up...You'll be glad you did...
Plus, I bet you haven't tried this flavor before...Ha, saucy...
Later gator"(this is my favorite of the bunch... look out for more from our saucy friend.)
"Hey there,
Just saw your ad and picture. You are very cute. I would love to help you relax and pleasure you. After we meet, perhaps I could start out by having a glass of wine before I slowly strip the clothes off your body and lay you down on the bed. Then I would start by giving you a full body massage with hot oil. After you are well relaxed, I would begin to slowly massage your pussy and then begin to slide my tongue along your slit and clit. When I feel your body start to respond, I would slowly slide my fingers in your pussy and start to pump and rub until I feel you cumming. Since I love to give oral to women, I would like to lick you for hours. But once your pussy is nice and juicy, I would slide my dick in and fuck you hard and fast. If this isn't enough, we can start all over again.
Let's get this party started soon and meet up. I like your pic and would love to hook up with you."
(this guy could actually make a very convincing lesbian.. right up to the, y'know, "slide my dick in" part.)
"hI,
MY NAME IS T***** LIVING IN VIRGINIA, 5'11 BLACK FROM AFRICA HOPE TO MEET YOU AND PLEASE YOUR DEMANDE. WE CAN MEET AS ON AS POSSIBLE TODAY OR TOMORROW FOR ALL YOU NEED, I HAS SOME I WOULD LOVE TO GIVE TO YOU AS YOU LIKE IT, YOU CAN GIVE ME A CALL AT **********
tHANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME."
(it's fun to read it out loud all in one breath, actually.)
"Are you for real???
--moneymaster"
("moneymaster"?!)
"What's up pretty lady!!! My name is G***! I would love to do it to you today and anyday after that!!! I would love to see your beautiful face giving me head and then cum all on your face and watch you lick it!! Then I would lay you on the table and start eating your pu$$y while you are playing with your clit!!! Then I would flip you over and start hitting it from the back while I pull your hair and have you call me Daddy!!! Let me know if you are interested because I definitely am!!!"
(!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(this guy could actually make a very convincing lesbian.. right up to the, y'know, "slide my dick in" part.)
"hI,
MY NAME IS T***** LIVING IN VIRGINIA, 5'11 BLACK FROM AFRICA HOPE TO MEET YOU AND PLEASE YOUR DEMANDE. WE CAN MEET AS ON AS POSSIBLE TODAY OR TOMORROW FOR ALL YOU NEED, I HAS SOME I WOULD LOVE TO GIVE TO YOU AS YOU LIKE IT, YOU CAN GIVE ME A CALL AT **********
tHANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME."
(it's fun to read it out loud all in one breath, actually.)
"Are you for real???
--moneymaster"
("moneymaster"?!)
"What's up pretty lady!!! My name is G***! I would love to do it to you today and anyday after that!!! I would love to see your beautiful face giving me head and then cum all on your face and watch you lick it!! Then I would lay you on the table and start eating your pu$$y while you are playing with your clit!!! Then I would flip you over and start hitting it from the back while I pull your hair and have you call me Daddy!!! Let me know if you are interested because I definitely am!!!"
(!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Thursday, August 2, 2007
w4m might just be my new hobby
45 responses in under 30 minutes, folks. and counting. EVEN AFTER MY AD GOT FLAGGED:
Reply to: pers-@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-02, 11:55AM EDT
hey strong sexy men with BIG AND SMALL DICKS ALIKE, i'm just lookin 4 a little release and relaxation after my hard work day. i dont care what it is as long as its a COCK LOL will u please me? i can travel or host in the d.c. area please email me somethin to get my juices flowin so we can get this goin. pics not necessary just a dick! ;) ;)
I'm going to make a separate post with the best responses (and believe me, they're all pretty good).
lookin 4 ANY MAN, ANY TIME
Reply to: pers-@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-02, 11:55AM EDT
hey strong sexy men with BIG AND SMALL DICKS ALIKE, i'm just lookin 4 a little release and relaxation after my hard work day. i dont care what it is as long as its a COCK LOL will u please me? i can travel or host in the d.c. area please email me somethin to get my juices flowin so we can get this goin. pics not necessary just a dick! ;) ;)
I'm going to make a separate post with the best responses (and believe me, they're all pretty good).
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
just for the record
I have been foiled by the san francisco w4w subsection. everyone rules there-- I had a perfect stranger telling me that she could get us into the SFMOMA for free anytime. even if we were just friends! what the hell!
more later/a venture into the w4m section.
more later/a venture into the w4m section.
Monday, June 25, 2007
new york loves me
more responses from nyc:
subject line: dude, you rock
Well, I'm sitting around in my apt, upset over messing up my summer plans. More on that later, I guess. I'd like to hang out, talk anything...I'm cool, easy going...actress here in the city...My body isn't the best i realize after perusing these ads, but I make do at this point...Are you going to the parade?What are you doing tonight?
"more on that later"...... can't wait!
subject line: you"re really cute....
i'd send a pic now but CL always bounces back my pics cause they're too big. write me back and i'll respond to your email addy with my pic.
the message wasn't that interesting, but the name of the sender is "maik'ya cumfas." I'm not worried about violating anyone's privacy there.
and the crowning message of the day:
im responding to the ad on craiglist...im kinda nervous, but im really looking for someone to have some sexy fun with, so here it goes! my name is **** (29yo, 5'8", 130lbs) and i live on the upper west side.... and my kitty is in desperate need of some attention...i stay busy during the day, so by the time i get home from work, im usually tired, so i gotta do the job myself! im looking for someone who can give my love a workout, because i would love to return the favor ;) ive attached some pics i took of myself handling business...please attach some equally satisfying pics and hopefully we can make this happen. xoxoxo
....part of maintaining this blog is having to see things I really really could have done without. *headdesk*
subject line: dude, you rock
Well, I'm sitting around in my apt, upset over messing up my summer plans. More on that later, I guess. I'd like to hang out, talk anything...I'm cool, easy going...actress here in the city...My body isn't the best i realize after perusing these ads, but I make do at this point...Are you going to the parade?What are you doing tonight?
"more on that later"...... can't wait!
subject line: you"re really cute....
i'd send a pic now but CL always bounces back my pics cause they're too big. write me back and i'll respond to your email addy with my pic.
the message wasn't that interesting, but the name of the sender is "maik'ya cumfas." I'm not worried about violating anyone's privacy there.
and the crowning message of the day:
im responding to the ad on craiglist...im kinda nervous, but im really looking for someone to have some sexy fun with, so here it goes! my name is **** (29yo, 5'8", 130lbs) and i live on the upper west side.... and my kitty is in desperate need of some attention...i stay busy during the day, so by the time i get home from work, im usually tired, so i gotta do the job myself! im looking for someone who can give my love a workout, because i would love to return the favor ;) ive attached some pics i took of myself handling business...please attach some equally satisfying pics and hopefully we can make this happen. xoxoxo
....part of maintaining this blog is having to see things I really really could have done without. *headdesk*
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