the ad. (d.c. edition)

the following is a transcription of my first experimental ad, published last night in the w4w section. I'm choosing not to include the links because they could be tracked through google and that would spoil our fun.

damn girl, don't hurt 'em - 19

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Reply to: pers-@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-06-22, 6:20PM EDT


sup ladies I am ur wildest dreams personafide in a tall drink of sexay ;)

i like gURLS if u know what i mean my dream sexual situation wud be beyonce and a younger vivica a fox LOL

neway if ur looking to party or chill wit a qt who'll buy u a drank (pape STACKED!), hit me up on CL. i promise U wont be dissapointed LOL ;) ;P

----<----<@ a rose 4 da hottest chics (aint i sweet LMAO)


and the responses:

#1:

WM ISO WF FOR 69ING FUN

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I am a white male (40 years old, 5’8”, 160lbs & brown eyes and hair) in search of a white female (Bi, Lesbian or Straight) in DC or MD who would like to spend an enjoyable time pleasuring each other with oral sex (69ing) at your place!!!

I am absolutely DDF, sane, funny and easy going and absolutely enjoy giving a woman great oral pleasure for a great length of time.

If you enjoy giving and receiving oral sex then let's have a great time together.

my favorite is when dudes respond. attached was:

I'm kind of curious about this 'masturbation menu' watermark.

#2 (I received this message twice)

WaSSUP MA HOLLA AT ME i STAY IN THE ne dc area. I DONT HAVE ANY PICS ON HERE
BUT I DO HAVE A CAMERA PHONE HOLLA

is it just me, or is she downplaying the fact that she lives in NE? no shame, girl.

#3

hey wassup. i saw ur ad on CL and i was lookin for some hangout friends to party with and stuff like that. um i'm a 21 yr old stud just lookn 4 friends so if ur kool with that its all good. lata

I might take her up on it. I could use some hangout friends.

first post

so I came up with this idea out of sheer boredom. lots of people use craigslist. lots. of. people.

I don't know much about craigslisters outside of the d.c. area, but I do know that there is much fun to be had in the 'personals' section. in that little subsection of the world's free classifieds lies a goldmine of the bizarre, the desperate, (occasionally) the sincere, and (almost always) the hilarious.

so why not have some fun? why not falsely advertise myself all over the world? it's probably not much worse than the garbage people try to pass off as an accurate portrayal of themselves on the daily.

I've fake-posted on craigslist before, and I garnered a fair amount of responses to even the most abstract posts.


so, let's do this. next post will be a link to my ad (and after it expires a full transcription), along with all the responses.