new ad + interesting responses

so since craigslist is annoying in that you can't repost from city to city, I had to change things up a bit for new york and baltimore. the following: an entirely new ad, as well as a modified version of the original:

(posted in baltimore w4w)

YUNG AND WILD, READY NETIME FOR U! U WONT BE DISSAPOINTED

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Reply to: pers-@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-06-23, 9:41AM EDT


sup ladies I am ur destiny.. lol jk but im pretty cute rite?


im a paid, confident, assertive female 4 femalez.. NO MEN lol i kno u want this but 2day isn't ur day... 2omror doesn't look good either lmao

im just looking for some ladiez tryna have a good time no drama just some NSA good fun

im nice and tall so big and tall short and small every1 is welcome... am partial 2 thick gurls though ;) my dream would be to take beyonce and vivica a fox 2gether. not bad huh? LMAO

ok so i know ur interested so just MESSAGE me what u got 2 lose cutie? ;)

(the same photos were used)

the only real modification I made to my old ad to post in new york w4w was:

i like gURLS if u know what i mean...stilettos, weaves just NO acrylic plz!!! lmao

anyway, here are some responses that came in last night:


Yo u hillarious!!! I'm not into Ag's but ur post mad funny!!!!

if you only knew, babygirl. (new york)


subject line: U sound like ur into the sistas

I have my pic attached. No plans tonite...just
browsing thru CL to see if I CAN make plans 2nite.

...try 'casual encounters'? (photos withheld to protect the innocent) (new york)


subject line: Hey PLayer

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,
Whats going on? I realllly enjoyed reading your craigslist post, it kind of turned me on....

I'm [age/occupation withheld] in prince george's county. What'da youu do?

You probably wouldnt want to talk to me unless you think I'm pretty, so I'ma attach a picture of myself for your viewing pleasure (I hope ;) ). I'm the brunette. And in the next pic, I'm the blonde ;)

I think you're sexy. But what, are you lookign for? Yeah, I'm no beyonce, vivica fox, just one rockin white girl. Hah aight, talk to you later mayybe

this email was sent from a umd email address. I really have nothing else to say. (d.c.)


subject line: damn girl, you could hurt me...

love your bio...i'm a tall, attractive mixed girl who likes to party, sometimes just @ home with drinks and...420. wanna chat? wanna meet? i live in mt. vernon.

..........................................................420. (baltimore)

the ad. (d.c. edition)

the following is a transcription of my first experimental ad, published last night in the w4w section. I'm choosing not to include the links because they could be tracked through google and that would spoil our fun.

damn girl, don't hurt 'em - 19

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Reply to: pers-@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-06-22, 6:20PM EDT


sup ladies I am ur wildest dreams personafide in a tall drink of sexay ;)

i like gURLS if u know what i mean my dream sexual situation wud be beyonce and a younger vivica a fox LOL

neway if ur looking to party or chill wit a qt who'll buy u a drank (pape STACKED!), hit me up on CL. i promise U wont be dissapointed LOL ;) ;P

----<----<@ a rose 4 da hottest chics (aint i sweet LMAO)


and the responses:

#1:

WM ISO WF FOR 69ING FUN

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I am a white male (40 years old, 5’8”, 160lbs & brown eyes and hair) in search of a white female (Bi, Lesbian or Straight) in DC or MD who would like to spend an enjoyable time pleasuring each other with oral sex (69ing) at your place!!!

I am absolutely DDF, sane, funny and easy going and absolutely enjoy giving a woman great oral pleasure for a great length of time.

If you enjoy giving and receiving oral sex then let's have a great time together.

my favorite is when dudes respond. attached was:

I'm kind of curious about this 'masturbation menu' watermark.

#2 (I received this message twice)

WaSSUP MA HOLLA AT ME i STAY IN THE ne dc area. I DONT HAVE ANY PICS ON HERE
BUT I DO HAVE A CAMERA PHONE HOLLA

is it just me, or is she downplaying the fact that she lives in NE? no shame, girl.

#3

hey wassup. i saw ur ad on CL and i was lookin for some hangout friends to party with and stuff like that. um i'm a 21 yr old stud just lookn 4 friends so if ur kool with that its all good. lata

I might take her up on it. I could use some hangout friends.

first post

so I came up with this idea out of sheer boredom. lots of people use craigslist. lots. of. people.

I don't know much about craigslisters outside of the d.c. area, but I do know that there is much fun to be had in the 'personals' section. in that little subsection of the world's free classifieds lies a goldmine of the bizarre, the desperate, (occasionally) the sincere, and (almost always) the hilarious.

so why not have some fun? why not falsely advertise myself all over the world? it's probably not much worse than the garbage people try to pass off as an accurate portrayal of themselves on the daily.

I've fake-posted on craigslist before, and I garnered a fair amount of responses to even the most abstract posts.


so, let's do this. next post will be a link to my ad (and after it expires a full transcription), along with all the responses.