Thursday, August 23, 2007

womynz lookin 4 MAN

these are some of the assorted responses to our LEZ CUPPLE ad.
these lusting lotharios are some of the most poetic souls in the www.orld.

please, regale in their lyrical genius:

1. I am a straight mwm from chicago who is coming to LV on saturday and I am iso of fun.
I have been with bi women and lesbians before and I loved them and more important they loved me.
Why?
Because I respected them, made love to them with all the passion I could muster. I am very well endowed and have a beautiful cock that won't quit...I have lips that love to kiss and a tongue that can eat pussy better than any man alive...Danni said I even eat pussy better than a lesbian.
I find dykes very sexy...more sexy than fems. So both of u will get all of ur holes filled. Repeatedly.
I am not shy and know how to keep the 'music' playing and will exhaust u both.
If u r interested in a mature, very sexy, very experienced disease free, 420 friendly man write me back.

Danni said so, man. Danni... Dannielynn Hope Smith Birkhead? SHEE-IT! now those are some credentialz.

420... what is this 420... the number of ways one can pleasure a womyn? a woman? a wimmyn? oh the ambiguity is too much for my gentle loins.

next contendah:

2.

hi
im 29/m/vegas
im 5'8'' 150 bg eyes...sh brown hair
interested?

big eyes? silent brown hair? interested? um shyaa

3.
wm, 32, 6-4, 225, fit
brown/blue
attractive

i'm in town wed and thursday....if you're interested, i'll have a room in a nice strip hotel...

here's a little fantasy i'd like to act out, and i'm sure if we thru in a second girl we could find plenty more to do...


We meet at my hotel, and you strip down to your panties.I figure we should just
get started, so I come to the bed, pin your arms down and start kissing and licking
from your neck down to each of those perfect breasts. Get your nipples all nice and hard and slippery.
I take my cock and rub it around each nipple, then give you a quick titty fuck.

I try to stick my cock in your mouth, but you give me a sweet sexy smile and
keep your mouth closed. I rub it all over your lips, giving them a gloss of
pre-cum which you lick off by doing a slow circle around your lips with your
tongue. I take my opportunity to pop it in, and you give it just a quick 1
second suck and then shake your head no.

I go back to your titties, kissing and making a trail with my tongue while you
roll my nipples between your thumb and forefinger. Slowly I head down to your
panties. I kiss all around the top of them, just down from your belly. You
moan and writhe and make the hottest fucking noises. Now you want to
suck my cock, but I won't let you even touch it.

I part your legs, and move you around so my face is in position to eat you out.
I look up at you, and your mouth is open, breathing heavy because you're so
fucking hot, you just want something in your pussy. Tongue, cock, finger,
anything. You could probably cum just by squeezing your legs together, but I
won't let you. You teased me by not sucking me, so now it's payback time. I
stick my tongue out, ready to give your wet panties a nice, slow sweet lick
right up your pussy. I get real close, but instead I stop and blow all around
it. I blow nice slow circles, but always pause on your clit. You push my head
toward your pussy, but I go just above, and spend some more time kissing your
belly.

You make the cutest hot-chick nee ds to be fucked noises, and I grab the top of
your panties with my teeth. I pull them down just a bit and can feel
the warmth and wetness from your pussy. Panties come off, and I bring my
cock right up to your swollen clit. I massage it with the tip of my dick, just
like I did your nipples. When I pull away there's a trail of our juices running
from my cock to your pussy. I put my dick just up on your pussy,right ready to
push it in. You beg for it, and I slowly enter you, but just the tip. Fucking
is for later. You need to be eaten out until you've cum and my face is soaking
wet.

You bend your legs at the knees and keep them parted. I start kissing your
inner thighs, working ever closer to your pussy. When I get there, it's sweet,
slick and messy. Yum. There's juices flowing all over, dripping down
into your ass crack. I move to the outside of your lips, licking up and down,
both sides.

Every now and then I give your clit a flick of my tongue. I keep rubbing the
area just above your clit with one hand, then slip a finger from my other deep
in your pussy, all while licking up and down. I start finger fucking you while
sucking directly on your clit. It's all enlarged and hyper
sensitive, and your juices keep flowing.

I pull my finger out and start tongue-fucking you, getting a mouthful of your
wetness. All bets are off now. My cock is leaking everywhere and you
are about to cum. I keep switching- tongue in your pussy, while fingering your
clit, then nibbling your clit with lips while fingering your pussy.
The hand that's not
working on your pussy is pinching your nipple. All the while you are moaning,
thrusting your pussy into my face and playing with the nipple I'm not using.
Finally you come, jerking back and forth, over and over. You try to
push my face away, but I keep flicking my tongue all over.

I give you a few minutes to recover, then flip you over on your stomach. I
start kissing the back of your knees, working my way up. Meanwhile I reach up
underneath, over your belly and grab both tits. I pinch your nipples,
then roll them between my fingers, then cup each breast. You try to
pinch your legs
together, but when I get up to your sweet tight round ass, you
open up a little. Just enough for me to press my face down and get another
taste of your pussy.

I pull you up and toward me, so you're on all fours with legs spread. I lick
and probe your pussy again, but from behind this time. After a few minutes, I
slide up next to you on the bed, and pull your leg over my face so we can 69.

You grind your pussy into my face, and I lick all around your ass, the outside
of your lips and your clit. You're dragging your hard nipples over my stomach
while holding my cock with one hand and sucking me. Your moaning noises and
wet, sloppy sucking get to be too much. I give you a warning that I'm about to
cum. You take me out of your mouth and rub the very tip of my cock with your
finger. I cum so fucking hard. Wave after wave of cum. Your finger is on the
tip when I start, and it spurts all over your cheeks and neck. You slide up a
bit and jack me off to take the rest of it all over your tits,
massaging it into your chest.

Things are just beginning. It's gonna be a long night of hard, messy fucking
and sucking. We clean up a bit, but it's gonna take at least 3 or 4 more times
before my cock is done for the night. I haven't had strange for a while,
especially not a total hottie like you. Now that your pussy has been
warmed up, you're still in for a few long, hard fuck sessions. I'm
gonna have to take you
from behind, and your gonna have to get on top and ride me. You're gonna end up
bent over the desk, and pressed up against the wall. I'm sure we'll end up in
the shower at one point, and then there'll be another session or two before and
after breakfast...


... ..... ....... pardon?


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