Tuesday, June 26, 2007

just for the record

I have been foiled by the san francisco w4w subsection. everyone rules there-- I had a perfect stranger telling me that she could get us into the SFMOMA for free anytime. even if we were just friends! what the hell!


more later/a venture into the w4m section.

Monday, June 25, 2007

new york loves me

more responses from nyc:

subject line: dude, you rock

Well, I'm sitting around in my apt, upset over messing up my summer plans. More on that later, I guess. I'd like to hang out, talk anything...I'm cool, easy going...actress here in the city...My body isn't the best i realize after perusing these ads, but I make do at this point...Are you going to the parade?What are you doing tonight?

"more on that later"...... can't wait!

subject line: you"re really cute....

i'd send a pic now but CL always bounces back my pics cause they're too big. write me back and i'll respond to your email addy with my pic.

the message wasn't that interesting, but the name of the sender is "maik'ya cumfas." I'm not worried about violating anyone's privacy there.

and the crowning message of the day:

im responding to the ad on craiglist...im kinda nervous, but im really looking for someone to have some sexy fun with, so here it goes! my name is **** (29yo, 5'8", 130lbs) and i live on the upper west side.... and my kitty is in desperate need of some attention...i stay busy during the day, so by the time i get home from work, im usually tired, so i gotta do the job myself! im looking for someone who can give my love a workout, because i would love to return the favor ;) ive attached some pics i took of myself handling business...please attach some equally satisfying pics and hopefully we can make this happen. xoxoxo

....part of maintaining this blog is having to see things I really really could have done without. *headdesk*

Sunday, June 24, 2007

new ad + interesting responses

so since craigslist is annoying in that you can't repost from city to city, I had to change things up a bit for new york and baltimore. the following: an entirely new ad, as well as a modified version of the original:

(posted in baltimore w4w)

YUNG AND WILD, READY NETIME FOR U! U WONT BE DISSAPOINTED


Reply to: pers-@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-06-23, 9:41AM EDT


sup ladies I am ur destiny.. lol jk but im pretty cute rite?


im a paid, confident, assertive female 4 femalez.. NO MEN lol i kno u want this but 2day isn't ur day... 2omror doesn't look good either lmao

im just looking for some ladiez tryna have a good time no drama just some NSA good fun

im nice and tall so big and tall short and small every1 is welcome... am partial 2 thick gurls though ;) my dream would be to take beyonce and vivica a fox 2gether. not bad huh? LMAO

ok so i know ur interested so just MESSAGE me what u got 2 lose cutie? ;)

(the same photos were used)

the only real modification I made to my old ad to post in new york w4w was:

i like gURLS if u know what i mean...stilettos, weaves just NO acrylic plz!!! lmao

anyway, here are some responses that came in last night:


Yo u hillarious!!! I'm not into Ag's but ur post mad funny!!!!

if you only knew, babygirl. (new york)


subject line: U sound like ur into the sistas

I have my pic attached. No plans tonite...just

browsing thru CL to see if I CAN make plans 2nite.

...try 'casual encounters'? (photos withheld to protect the innocent) (new york)


subject line: Hey PLayer

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,
Whats going on? I realllly enjoyed reading your craigslist post, it kind of turned me on....

I'm [age/occupation withheld] in prince george's county. What'da youu do?

You probably wouldnt want to talk to me unless you think I'm pretty, so I'ma attach a picture of myself for your viewing pleasure (I hope ;) ). I'm the brunette. And in the next pic, I'm the blonde ;)

I think you're sexy. But what, are you lookign for? Yeah, I'm no beyonce, vivica fox, just one rockin white girl. Hah aight, talk to you later mayybe

this email was sent from a umd email address. I really have nothing else to say. (d.c.)


subject line: damn girl, you could hurt me...

love your bio...i'm a tall, attractive mixed girl who likes to party, sometimes just @ home with drinks and...420. wanna chat? wanna meet? i live in mt. vernon.

..........................................................420. (baltimore)